We’ve all read those jokes, mostly written by young people, and usually downright mean. See what you think of these. They’ve been vetted by a group of wise seniors (my pals and I).
You know you’re old when
- No one asks you for ID to prove you’re old enough for the senior discount
- Salespeople at the hardware store come up to you unbidden and ask you if you need help
- Middle-aged people offer you a seat on the subway
- Grocery store cashiers spread out the heavy items among all your bags, so no bag will be too heavy for your old bones
- You don’t have a smartphone because you don't see the need and don’t want the distraction
- Sales staff and receptionists paste on a benevolent smile and talk to you loudly and slowly
- People stop asking you for directions
- You still cook from scratch and don’t think it’s any big deal
- Waiters stand there watching to see if you can figure out the pay-at-the-table credit card reader
- You’re glad to have a whole day at home
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Eliz
Sun, 2019-01-13 13:51
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