Things that are getting hard to find

Am I the only one who wants this stuff?

• Bandaids that don't come off the first time you wash your hands
• Cereal boxes short enough to fit on my shelves
• Decent clothes for senior women
• Dutch cocoa
• Good quality sewing fabric
• Normal-sized muffins
• Normal-sized produce in grocery stores - everything's gigantic now
• Oat bran or oatmeal bread
• Ordinary sandwiches in diners - tuna, salmon, egg, chicken salad
• Pants hangers that don't dump your pants on the floor
• Puzzle magazines with challenging puzzles - they're all quick and easy now
• Rocking chair cushions
• Round or oval tablecloths
• Small cans of baked beans
• Small packages of grapes
• Strong, sharp all-metal scissors
• Stuff for little girls that isn't pink
• Sweatshirts for women, not adorned with flowers or kittens
• Sturdy cooking pots
• Unscented soap, deodorant, household cleaners
• Water bottles small enough to fit in your purse
• Wool gloves, socks, and sweaters for women